Saturday, March 1

The Name Game

Since I scored in the 98th percentile on the PSAT, every private college in the god-damned universe wants to sent me their pamphlet.

But apparently the "O" in "Robert" wasn't clear enough on the test form.


Every private college in the god-damned universe now thinks I'm Rbert.




Then there are cases where you just have to go "What the fuck?"

"Cainzos" looks nothing like "Cavazos."

Quote of the Day

I have a photogenic memory.
-Stephen B

Well, dear readers, the blog is back. Relish it. Revel in it. Rejoice for it. Just like the ones that come daily to stare and point. Speaking of which, if you live in the area, go see the play that Jake and I are in on March 27th, The Insanity of Mary Girard. We perform in the Randolph HS auditorium at 7pm.

2 crunchy, crunchy comments

David said...

David's in the play, too.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha...I think that's a hint to improve your handwriting - or at least make sure you spell it right, especially if you're in the 98th percentile. Ahhh...juniors, the college load. Have fun! It only gets worse.
-Andrea