FCA

My friend Danny, the hardcore Christian, told me one day in computer science class that he was going to an FCA meeting.


"FCA," I asked. "What manner of acronym is that?" I tried a few combinations that would have fit the abbreviation:

• Furry Chocolate Aardvarks
• Fallen Cartographers' Association
• For Christ's Appendix
• Fuck Cats' Asses
• Fearsome Crabs, Attack!
• Faggots Called Anthony
• Faux-Crack Addicts
  

That was about where Danny interrupted and told me that FCA actually stands for the Fellowship of Christian Athletes. He invited me to the meeting, but while I am a fellow, I am neither an athlete nor a Christian, so I politely declined.

He didn't get it, so I then rudely declined.