Can't a guy take a piss?

I was trying to take a piss in the school bathroom a few days before the wonderful school play in which I have a role.


I looked up and saw this poster...


and my piss-flow stopped cold.


You know how hard it is to piss when you see your own face looking back at you like it's going to kill you?

It's fucking difficult!

Quote of the Day

(trying to read aloud in a classroom full of noisy seniors)
Hey! (pause) HEY! (angrily) HEY!
(All eyes are on me, including the teacher's.)
Do you know how hard it is to read with you guys being so damned loud?
(crickets)
It's fucking difficult!
(after making eye contact with everyone in the room, I sat down and continued reading like nothing had happened)