The Shaun Kunce Error

Randolph High School has a very illogical way of giving us our yearbooks.

You see, most High Schools come out with their yearbook at the end of the year.

But here at RHS, we release it three weeks into the NEXT year. Seniors get them in the mail.



And so here it is: my yearbook from last school year.

While looking through the Class of 2010, I noticed something odd:



Is that PD, from the class of 2009 in the bottom right?


Why yes it is! And an extremely bad picture of him at that!

But apparently PD's picture was replacing Sean Kunce's picture.


See...Shaun Kunce.

So I looked up this "Sean Kunce" in the index.

The page numbers said "22 and 92." We were just looking at 22, where his school picture SHOULD have been.

So I flipped to page 92.



Page 92 was the "Girls Track" page.


Can you find Sean Kunce? The answer is no, unless he had a sex change.

Interestingly enough, PD also made the Class of 2009 page.

Where I found his picture from 2 years ago.

It appears that the yearbook editor wasn't on very good terms with Shaun Kunce. He never appeared in the yearbook.

Fortunately he got one measly picture in the yearbook from two years ago.


Better luck next time, Shaun.

Still Wondering Who to Vote For?

Q: What's the differance between Republicans and Democrats?

A: Guns.


McCain: "Oh...where's your little hat now, PD?


McCain: "Vote for me or never vote again."

What more motivation do you need to vote for John McCain?

The Race is On

In response to Jake's recent post in which he shooped himself into a picture with Republican presidential candidate John McCain and his running mate, Sarah Palin, I offer these inequalities:

Fireworks MX > Photoshop

Obama > McCain

Yes, I am wearing an Obama party hat.


I > Jake

And so the all-important shooping race for the White House begins. May the best man (me) win.

shoop
shoops, shooping, shooped
-transitive verb
To alter an image using Photoshop or a similar program
-noun
An image which is shooped
[Origin: 2003-4; from "to shop", a derivative of "to Photoshop"]

And remember to vote Obama 2008!

Yay for Me

John McCain and Sarah Palin congratulate Jake Ritter for outstanding photoshoping.

By the way, vote McCain 2008!

Taxonomy Failure

Well, duck chasers, at long last we have returned. After a long, horrible summer for me and a wonderful, distracting summer for Jake, we're ready to start posting after having lied dormant for so long.

Right now I'm rooming with an old friend of Jake and Me, David. David and I share Jake's guest bedroom.

Anyway, one day I walked in and saw him diligently studying. "What'cha studyin'?" I asked.



"A bunch of homos." he replied.



I think whoever named a species of cavemen "Homo erectus" must have been eleven years old at the time.