Wait... That Ain't No Spanish

This is one of the class set of Spanish books.


How marvellously immature. I love it.

Flavours

I was getting a ride from Dane a few weeks ago, before I had a license.


So he's cleaning out his car and I see this.


Wouldn't one flavour have been enough? Three flavours is just nasty, but I guess the people who come up with new flavours think "the more, the merrier."

For instance, this bland can of strawberry kiwi should have more flavours. But no need to pay an expensive design team.


I've got your new flavour right here.

This Many

You know Mead, the company that makes folders and such?


They need to work on their counting.

School Food Revisited

I swear I'll stop bitching about the food at my school eventually.

Ok, I thought that maybe they'd changed the recipe and gotten the burgers right for once.


Unfortunately, the latter cannot be said.




And the Jell-o! A hideous concoction!


Usually, when one scoops a chunk from a block of jello, it leaves holes.






The same does not go for red, sugary soup.


And why, sweet, merciful Jesus, does this jello splash.




Jello isn't supposed to do that.

Why Do Weirdos Visit My Blog?

This is the list of keywords that people found my website with. Seriously, I have no real readers.

pala indian reservation (Google)
superpd (Google)
http://superpd.blogspot.com/ (Google)
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define star (Google)
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picture of coleslaw (Google)
fat people in a spa accidents photo (Google)
crazy photo (Google)
PD's photo blog (Google)
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Crazy photo (MSN)
pictures of people doing crazy stuff (Google)
define star (AOL)
old sick person photos (Google)
sick excretion photos (Google)
gas station fuel audio books (Google)
sick person photo (Google)
crazy chit com (Google)
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crazy photo blogging (Google)
http://superpd.blogspot.com (Google)

Fridge Poetry

My dad has these magnets with words on them. You're supposed to make poetry and short sentences with them. All of the words pertain to cats, so a lot of fun was had.

I know the picture sucks, so I'll write what it says.

Stroke and lick my warm, wild, frisky pussy that has black whiskers.

I trust you can read these ones without my help.




And I'm not even sure what this one is supposed to mean.

Sack

I was a bit puzzled when my chemistry teacher handed me back my lab book after a lab with a frown of disappointment.


Oh... That's why. Some bastard cost me my A in chemistry.

The Grease Bullet

Someone wasn't thinking when they put these on the same shelf.

Jake and Chicken

This is Jake. Rubber chicken is his friend.


But not when he's tied in a knot.

Children's Book

Guess what I took a picture of?


A children's book. Nice, eh?

Coleslaw

This is Cole(slaw).

During a fire drill he found a tiny Uno card on the ground.


Seriously, though, I didn't know that they made cards this small. I would think they would be difficult to use.

Anyway I have a few pictures of this guy and I don't feel like making them each into a separate post.

Cole saw this chocolate bar wrapper on the table and said "Dark chocolate is for PMSing women and bisexual men."

Dark chocolate is good. Cole, you can suck my left ball.


And here's Cole with a baby mannequin hanging from his finger. Health class sucks.

Do not what?

We're all familiar with Q-tips...


And their universally understood use.


But did you know that they have "A houseful of uses"? (Bear with me here)


Yes. Apparently, you can also use these versatile swabs to apply make-up.


Or to care for a baby's umbilical cord?


My guess is that they have to put this shit on their box in order to validate their insipid lawsuit-induced warning printed at the bottom.


Sorry, Q-tip, but that's precisely where I intend to insert swab.

Dam!

This is the first of many doodlings I will be uploading soon. I doodle often at school. Some of these are simply classics.

Haircut Time, Perhaps?

It speaks for itself.