Do not what?

We're all familiar with Q-tips...


And their universally understood use.


But did you know that they have "A houseful of uses"? (Bear with me here)


Yes. Apparently, you can also use these versatile swabs to apply make-up.


Or to care for a baby's umbilical cord?


My guess is that they have to put this shit on their box in order to validate their insipid lawsuit-induced warning printed at the bottom.


Sorry, Q-tip, but that's precisely where I intend to insert swab.