Mel Gibson, a Duck, and Me.

While browsing the internet with my mind on "ChasingDucks.com," I noticed something very interesting.


I found a picture of the poster for the movie "Braveheart." And then I saw it...a duck made of flames right behind Mel Gibson.



See! A man hugging a large duck.


And then it hit me. DUCKS are everywhere.


They're everywhere.


After I recovered from my epiphany, I decided (like all other movie posters I find) to make myself a star.


w00t.

More Ghetto-osity

Remember the hose draped over the walkway? If not, this won't make sense, so read that post first.

Anyway, I didn't realize at the time that not only was it draped over the walkway, it was also threaded under another nearby walkway.



Wouldn't it have been easier to just grab one end of the hose and walk toward whatever it was being connected to than to monkey around with it?

"¡José Está Muerto!" Coming Soon

Here's a sneak peek on a movie soon to be on the blog: and it's in SPANISH

EDIT: The movie is now up, and can be seen here.


Written, Directed, Produced, and Performed by: PD Gilmore, Jake Ritter, and Zach Rhoades.


"Está muerto! Enrique, ¡José está muerto!"


"¿Como pasó...?"


"Hace muchos años."


"Mmm...¡esta salsa es buena!"


"¡Pusiste tortillas en mi salsa!"


"¡Fuego, Fuego, Panico!"


COMING SOON!

So Dizzy

I was feeling the nausea from this for at least 4 hours.

It's fun being a dumbass.

I put in subtitles since you can barely tell what I'm saying, and I also made a Spanish version for our one or two Hispanic readers.

Not Accepted

Sequels without the original cast SUCK

But since I was in this one...I probably should be recommending it.

Bobby like Pears!

Here's some nonsense I drew a while back.


Either Bobby has a means of acquiring very small pears, or he is impossibly large; you be the judge.

Battle Plans

Just thought I'd warn you....

Isaac is taking over Europe



Yeah...I'd be scared too.

Boy am I glad I'm in America.

Colorado Gulf

The drive to school is a long one for me, and with my driving skill, a hazardous one as well.



It's also hazardous when something odd catches my eye and I take a picture of it while driving. Ok, so I was stopped at a light.


Colorado has a gulf now? Oh, that's right. The Colorado Gulf.

The one that's just off of the Sea of Kansas. I think Nebraska had its statehood revoked when Lincoln, NE was engulfed by the rising sea level and the state's population dropped below ten.

It looks like you were right about one thing, Al Gore: global warming is having a major impact on our lives, but you still can't have the internet. Alright, I'll give you AOL, but I get to keep the rest.

Adding to the Pile of Bones

PD's Blackmail

This is a strange photo I took.



No comment.

Aztec Death Chamber

Reclaimed?

Ashley and I were putzing around the Forum (a local outdoor mall), and I got lost and drove behind the buildings. What we saw was a horrific sight.

A huge vat of...


reclaimed water. That's water that they drain out of your shit so they can use it again.


But the spigot wasn't turned on, so I don't know how it tastes.


Now they tell me!

Jake's Eleven

Adobe Photoshop is quite amazing. I'll be sharing the fun with you guys every once in a while.

Replacing George Clooney's head, the movie now is no longer "Ocean's Eleven," but "Jake's Eleven."

I thought I'd throw a few friends in ther too.


w00t!


Quote of the Day

Good form, Peter!
-Captain Hook.

Question of the Day
Do you see what I see?

Day of the Day
Friday

Ads in Video Games

I'm not opposed to ads in video games.


In a game like Crackdown, where there's a huge open world to explore, ads look natural.


Even ads for real products.




But what I don't like is when they get in the way and I end up running into one while trying to escape an ambush.

I hate you, Dodge.

My School is Ghetto

I know I once said that my school rocks, but sometimes it can be the ghettoest school around.

Like this.

They decided to drape this hose over the top of this walkway rather than just walking the hose through it.


Think about that for a second. The guy had to throw the end of the hose over the awning and then pull it over the other side. Efficiency is not a great consideration at Randolph.


Neither is food quality. Dane can't take pictures for shit, so I have to explain this. My mashed potatoes are dripping. DRIPPING! That's not the proper consistency for mashed potatoes.


They also make this toast that looks like it's been pissed on.


So the others at the table spread potatoes on the toast...


...and I ate it...


...which was foolish.

The next week, the potatoes were more bearable, but the fried chicken had more breading than chicken.


I give you the piss-bread, potato and chicken breading sandwich.


Somehow I have no pictures for this, but Jake and I both took a bite from the sandwich.

Kissing Myself

This is the definition of "Pride."


Quote of the Day

What's the matter Colonel Sanders...chicken?

Question of the Day
Have you kissed yourself in the mirror?

Poe of the Day
Edgar Allan

Dynamic Duo

PD and I experience fun little adventures together.

That's us being us. That black guy makes me laugh.




This would be the day we saved the world, with the help of Isaac and Tyler.


And no, that isn't my bathrobe.




When PD is getting beat up, I usually film it rather than help him out.



Yes, we pick up hot twins together, especailly those Native-American River Potters.



This is right before we put out a fire in the local CVS Pharmacy.



This is us inventing the Cotton Gin.



Ah yes, and we can't forget the time he rescued me from being run over by an airplane.


Quote of the Day

Hidalgo, Hidalgo!
-Jake and PD (usually while skipping through the halls during the year of 8th grade)

Question of the Day
Why?