More Q-tips

I called Austin to RSVP for his birthday party at a laser tag place, and we got talking and talking about random shit that makes no sense.

So, long story short, it came to pass that I wanted to know how many Q-tips I could fit in my ear, despite their best efforts to steer clear of said orifice.

My right ear canal is slightly bigger, so I started with that one.


We've got three...




...four...


...five Q-tips in one ear. In case you didn't notice, it hurts like hell.


Unfortunately, I could only fit four into old lefty.