The Fan
Before inteligent life, the Japaneese tried to find ways to cool themselves on hot summer days.
Instead of inventing something brilliant like Air Conditioning, they invented a more tiring cooling device called the "fan."
Not the ceiling fan, or the alluvial fan, or the soccer fan
The fan.
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I recently stumbled upon an ancient artifact while looking around my English classroom. The second I laid eyes on it, I knew what it was...
The first fan.
I examined the artifact and realized it had not cloth between the spokes, thus, making it useless.
Kelly soon experimented with it, and found that it could not cool her down, no matter how viggeously she tried.
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Japan: Yes, the fan was declared useless by the Emporor of Japan, but since they had already made 500,000,000 fans they decided that they would just give them to Egypt for it's birthday.
Egypt had a splendid birthday, but when they recieved the fans from Japan, the pondered the use of them. Finally a brillinat Egyptian discovered that if a piece of cloth was placed between the spokes, the fan could be moved in a back and forth motion to produce a slight wind. This would cool them down.
Thrilled, the Egyptians put cloth to all of the fans, and Egyptians could now keep cool on hot summer days. Thanks to the fan, the Egyptians succeded in building the pyrimads, spynx and other wonderful things that the aliens suggested. And they did it joyfully.
Egypt emailed Japan a "E-Thanks" with a fan attached. When Japan recieved it, they thought it was extremely beautiful. They then made 500,000,000 fans WITH the cloth and everyone soon had a decorative fan for their wall.
I guess they didn't get it.
The weather was still hot and the Japaneese found it hard to work. That's when the air conditioning was invented. But then Rome destroyed that and we didn't see it again until 1902 when Willis Haviland Carrier invented it.
Hooray.
Quote of the Day
All generalizations are bad.
-H.G. Wells
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Who left that fan in English class?
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Andrew Lloyd Webber
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What is "viggeously"? do you mean, perhaps, "vigorously"?
Very interesting story! I have many fans of my grandma, some are spanish and others italys.
Pd, did you find caballos salvajes?
Oh sorry i stole one post fo you guys, the post of the ceiling cat!! it was very funnie for me, and my mind says me: -"post it! post it! do it!"- So i have to do it...
See you guys
i like how both "unique" and "imitate" are in your profile.
?? i don´t understand.... would you like to know more about me?
sorry if i don´t catch it!!!
Hey PD; what is the model and the mark of your phone? The one wich take panoramic photos.
Please tell.... i wanna buy it.
thank you
lol. no, hable a Sir Jaker, no a ti. su biografía dice que Jake es unico, pero que le gusta imitar también.
y mi teléfono es Sony Ericsson W300i. Tiene un camera buena, mas o menos, y tienes que sacar panoramas con 3 fotos normales. te ayuda alinear los fotos.
Tiene una tocador de mp3s (mp3 player). esa es el razon porque lo compre.
Hey Pd, I never use the word Tocador, I say reprodcutor de mp3 or mp3 player.
Tocador is something like a furniture, here.
And my little brother broke my mp4 player... :S
Hey last night i saw a foregein movie, from England: Hooligans.
C u :)
I´m bored now...
What do you usually do on saturdays?
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