Monday, April 9

Foreign Films Suck

Ok. Not all foreign films suck. there are a lot of sucky foreign films, though.

I was browsing through Hollywood video, and I accidentally ventured too far back in the store, where they keep the porn and foreign films.


Wasn't the English Ring 2 bad enough? This is honestly the Japanese version of the ring.


And this is from Spanish class.

Cairo, Egypt
3 Years Later

I've never seen this. This was apparently in the days before DVDs with subtitles in five languages and a making-of documentary.


Remember those crappy tapes? They had all the ads at the end, just like a cheap paper-back sci-fi novel from the 70s.





Ok, so this novel isn't technically from the 70s. Kudos to anyone who can tell from the picture when it's from.

7 crunchy, crunchy comments

Ay Rocío... said...

I think you are right, because I dont like at all the films of my country, maybe there two, just I like, but the others I hate....

USA is a great filmaker factory!!!


I think you are a funny and kind guy :)


See you,

Ps: sorry for my mistake, but spanish is my language!! hahaha

Ay Rocío... said...

I didn´t see Pan´s Labyrinth, where it from?
If you want you can see Wild Horses (I think is the translation, in spanish is Caballos Salvajes) Its a really nice movie from here....in one scene one of the character says: Son of the bitch, is worth to be alive! (in spanish is La puta madre que vale la pena estar vivo!) It is a pity becaue in the tranlation the meaning is lost...

I will see the movie you recommend me!!
C u!!

:)

Ay Rocío... said...

If you want, I can help you when you need... in spanish course...

Jake said...

Hey, we made a foreign film!

Ay Rocío... said...

really? how?
See you!! You will be in my links soon!

Robert "PD" Warren Gilmore said...

when did we make a foreign film? or are you talking about the asian? OOH! You mean Jose esta muerto.

put that up on google video. the encoding shouldn't matter on the internet.

Ay Rocío... said...

I didn´t find the video José is dead, hehe it sounds funnie...