Cow

I drew this a long time ago...8th grade.

Inside joke: The people standing behind the glass window represent our "gang" in 8th grade.

(From Left to Right) Austin, PD, Brian, (Cow), David, Eric, and Stephen.

I'm supposed to be the guy in the foreground on the left. The man in the sunglasses is Nathan.

You only know about half those people from previous entries in the blog.

Exam Week

Sorry for the lack of posts....

It's final exam week.

Not implying that we're busy studying or anything...

Final Exam week = no homework

No homework = fireworks

Hooray.

Holy Crap!

Burger King

My finger is was a nasty mess, so I wrote on my hand to keep my mind off of it.




Here are some Icons of High Society:


Aston Martin


Mont Blanc


Rolex


And Burger King.


Drawing that made me hungry, so I went to burger king after school.


They have this thing where they're making crappy Xbox Arcade Titles and selling them for $4. Hell, why not? Let's buy one.


So, like Mom always told me to, I ate my meal before playing with my toy.


Wow. It's actually professionally done. No cardboard envelopes for these guys.


But there's burger grease all over the shrink-wrap.


Oh, boy! I get 48 hours of Xbox live with this game. Seriously. 48 hours. No joke.


The game consists of sneaking up on people to try to keep them unaware of your presence until you spring up behind them with food. I was entertained for about an hour by this.

Frogz

Why would someone make this?



I'm actually appalled. That doesn't happen too often. Now, don't get me wrong, I don't hate rap, but giving your baby a toy that looks like a happy frog who is quite obviously just like the dumbass people who wish they were gangsters, and is singing the most worthless song ever to have been written is the most asinine thing ever. That's like having a Paris Hilton doll.

Now I'm not saying that a kid is going to emulate everything they see, but honestly, what value is there in this? How could it possibly be entertaining in any way? I saw this guy seeing if his baby liked this toy. The baby was completely uninterested (he'll grow up to be sensible), but the dad was all into it. I only found it entertaining because of how stupid it is.

Grow up, people. "Gangster" used to be a bad label to be branded with. Seriously, just stop being douche-bags, all of you.

Spanish Cats 2

Even if you don't speak Spanish, these are pretty funny.
Here are some more that I've made.

And some of them have poorly spelt Spanish on purpose. They're cats, and consequently can't spell.

As always, click the image to see the gringo version.


Cast Magic Missile

This one's a classic:

Im in ur fridge eatin ur foodz

I'm not sure if "ocultando" is the right word for "hiding."

I ar hiding
u kant c mee


Kitty has reached critical mass


Do you want karate?

And here's the kicker:


I am in your forum, posting in a grammatically accurate manner.

Y solomente para enojar a "Oops", el chico muy simpático del Cbox, voy a escribir en español al final de todos mis artículos nuevos. ¡Jajaja!

Two Hicks

Due to lack of inspiration, I decided to just post a picture of two hicks about to duke it out.

Burn!

This is a friend's car, whose identity I am protecting by blurring out the license plate.


My picture focuses on the stuff other than the number.



If stars fell on Alabama, wouldn't it burn up? Hopefully.

Double the Jake!

Two??? No!!!!

"Dude, Last Night, on Runescape..."

"Dude, last night, on Runescape..."

One week when I was sick, I tried out this game, Runescape, that was all-the-rage among my friends. I remember that rush of excitement when I got my woodcutting level up to 2. I also remember the rush of boredom when I had to spend more than 15 minutes trying to level up again.

Quote of the Day

You suck ass. Big ass. And I don't mean the sexy kind of big ass; I mean sumo-big ass.
-PD

Reverse Band

I know, I know...this looks like something a fourth grader would come up with...

Actual, Meaning False

On the back of any recent box of Cheez-Its is a clever little ad that equates the amount of flavour in each piece to that of a large wedge of cheese.


They put this on the back of boxes of BIG Cheez-Its, too.



But they neglect to adjust the illustration accordingly.

Egg Toss

Pocket Pen

"Golly-gee! Drawing is fun!"



As you probably already know, I love to make comics and odd drawings.



That's why I always keep a pen in my pocket for easy accessibility.
(oh yeah...and it helps with getting assignments done.)



Unfortunately one of my pens broke in my pocket. Now my jeans look like crap.


Since coming up with an innuendo would be way to easy for this picture...I'll let you come up with your own. Leave a comment if you've got a good one.

Finding Nemo

5 Dolla'

The school scheduled an awards ceremony for the day I was sick from tainted quesadillas. Nice going, Randolph!

Rather than going to the ceremony, I ate Chinese food. The fortune cookie is my favourite part, because I like to read it with a Chinese accent.



But this one was funny enough on its own.


Don't stop now!

Oh, don't worry; I won't.

Al Gollum

As long as PD made fun of Al Gore...I thought I might as well put Gollum's head on his body.

"Yes! Precious! I demand a recount, stupid, fat HOBBIT!"

Dysgraphia

Being dysgraphic sucks when I have to write on a worksheet.



But Dane, your little drawing under my work is way more n00bish than my writing.

The AP Exam

Yesterday we took it:

The AP US History Exam

Written for College Students
Taken by Highschoolers

When I first showed up in Room 21 that morning, I was instructed to find the spot I was supposed to sit in.

That's my name tag next to a quarter to show the size.

Apparently they had a low budget on paper, because the name tags were very, very small. I actually had to go to each table and press my face against it to see it.

As students arrived in the room, I knew today would be different from most.

Xavier was performing some ritual before the test.

Ashley and Jaci didn't even wear pants to school.

Before the test started we got to fill up a ridiculous amount of paperwork and bubble in my full name, the date, my grade, my birthday, my zip code, my postal code, my phone number, my email, and many other things. I had probably already filled 150 bubbles before the test even had started.

Then we started.

Before the exam

After the Multiple-Choice section

After the three essays.

Some of us never recovered...