Wednesday, October 31

What's with Europe?

European people have some pretty crazy stuff.

For instance, this lighter/bottle opener.

Now you can indulge both of your bad habits at once!

Some guy bike-locked his chair to a bike rack.

A stationary chair is a very inefficient means of transportation.

They have innuendo-laden Engrish.

...mmm

In Pompeii, the lava aparently caused plant mutations, like this gigantic lemon.

The Euro 50 cent piece is for size reference.

But of all the weird things in Europe this post, this takes the cake:

These odd Pinnochio dancing wall ornaments will "dance" when you pull the string...


...like so:


This one must have gotten drunk and danced a bit too hard.

Among the odd Pinnochio ornaments, he's probably the loser that comes to parties to which he's not invited, gets piss-drunk and makes an ass of himself.

...Unlike PD, the guy who gets invited to every party; when he leaves, everyone goes "Man, that guy is so damned awesome!"

(not photoshopped; straight out of the camera and into your eyeballs)

3 crunchy, crunchy comments

Jake said...

Wow. What a great post. I think I'm going to live life to its full potential now.

Anonymous said...

Europe is great.
The Christmas ornaments are here (in the states) also.

Anonymous said...

hahaha i almost died of laughter with those christmas ornament pics. oh and the lighter bottle opener could be dangerous when the person gets really drunk. just think of the possibilities....