I Heart Russians

Way back in 8th grade, the year that everything happened, PD and I made a radio show that was never broadcast on the radio. Two of the characters were Russians, and one of them had undergone horrible brain damage due to being around too much nuclear waste.

Obviously this isn't funny to you. But it brings back good memories for PD and me, and it's our blog...so you're just going to have to deal with that.

Plus, my English teacher used this one as a bookmark.

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Ever notice that Russians always make the coolest characters in movies?

1

Lev Andropov, Russian Cosmonaut - Played by Peter Stormare - Armageddon

You Americans with your stupid technology and computers! We do this the Russian way!

2

Captain Marco Ramius - Played by the Sean Connery - The Hunt for Red October

We will pass through the American patrols, past their sonar nets, and lay off their largest city, and listen to their rock and roll... while we conduct missile drills.

3

Franstallenoskavitch Devidavinsky - Played by Missi Pyle - Dodgeball

I am in extreme state of arousal. Please to make sex all over my face.

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I'm telling you: Russians make the best characters ever. Period.