And You Thought Hell Would Be Healthy

If this makes no sense to you, you're obviously not familiar with the contemporary christian song "Breakfast" by Newsboys.

You might find my depiction of Satan a little different from most. Good. I've always thought of Satan more as a once handsome man who has gained a couple pounds and seldom shaves or grooms himself. He's usually apathetic, disappointed and just uninterested: being the epitome of evil gets awful tiring and after thousands of years...just plain annoying.

I would say show the guy some pity, but then again...he still is the epitome of evil.

Until next time remember: You'll only get two meals in Hell.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot: I sincerely apologize about that horrible pun I used in my title.