Blame it on the Baby
Sometimes screaming "Balls, These are Balls!" just doesn't do it for you.
A great way to relieve stress is to blame all your misfortunes on someone else: why not babies?
They don't know any better, and they're so fat and loved: unlike you!

So next time you're just overwhelmed: blame it on the baby! Scream their names out in anger. You'll feel much better. I gaurentee it.

3 crunchy, crunchy comments
I'm fat.......
And the waiter is strikingly similar to you. Hooray.
so if it doesn't work.. do i get my money back?
Yes. Should I write the check out to anonymous?
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