Lawmakers, Nazis and Never-Ending Pits

Although I hate explaining allusions, because you're supposed to know them, most people looked at this one and didn't understand.

Hammurabi is famous for his laws which consisted of a "eye for an eye and tooth for a tooth" method.

In this picture, Hammurabi is wearing an eye patch and missing a tooth, he therefore, decides there need to be laws concerning if someone stabs your eye and knocks out your tooth, then you are just in stabbing their eye and knocking out their tooth.

For all you people who understood this note card when they saw it and just read through that, I apologize for the pain. Now to the fun part:

Speaking of Law, I've recently been trying to write under the strict dictatorship of PD:

He often refers to himself as "The Grammar Nazi."

When I come to school in the morning, I often ask, "Hey dude, did you like my post last night?"

He'll often reply, "I'm going to burn you, Jake! You made so many grammatical errors, I nearly devised plans to eliminate a race from this planet!"

He'll usually throw in something about how he doesn't want the blog to look like it's written by high schoolers and that I need to do better.

And then I'll say, "...ok, sorry, but was it funny?"

"Nein!" He screams. And then he draws his sword.

(I really hate to over-use jokes...but I couldn't resist.)

"THIS IS CHASING DUCKS!" PD screams and then kicks me into Randolph's random never-ending pit.

Grammar Nazi's will kill you. When leaving a comment on this post, make sure you don't forget an apostrophe or something, PD might destroy you.