Smellalike
This is David. He's staying with me for a week from Colorado.
One life-pivoting morning, I saw David's shampoo and soap.
The two looked strangely familiar.
What is this? Matching shampoo and soap. Not only the same brand but the same scent and same size!
After this epiphany, I went into David's room and noticed something else peculiar.
Polo Black. The same cologne that I use.
Yes, we realized we had finally discovered...
Our SMELLALIKE!
They are out there: People who smell exactly like you! Though not as traumatic as running into a lookalike; A smellalike, unalike in identity, but similar in aroma, can lead you to your death.
Beware reader, your smell may not be your own!
-David
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3 crunchy, crunchy comments
Hogwash! You use common fragrances! Of course you've found a smell-alike! (Though I must admit, it's quite a coincidence that you share all three.)
I'd wager that fewer than two hundred people in the US share my cologne, and fewer than a dozen straight men use my shampoo.
i would be weired out if i found someoen who smells like me.. but kind of strange that you and david smell alike xD
awww
DAVID
i love david :)
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