Using Assertive Body Language

If I learned one thing from health class last year, it had to be the use of body language and assertive refusal, otherwise known as "I don't want any. Fuck off!"


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First of all, you must reinforce the meaning of your words with appropriate body language. So, for instance, if you threatened to bore straight through the other man's stomach with your head, show him you mean business by spinning it around a few times.

Who knows? Maybe he didn't know you had a mechanically enhanced drill-head.

If that didn't do the trick (or if you're not equipped with a sharp head the spins at 3000rpm), charging your super laser blast in his direction should make the point.

Still not working for you?

This last option is only to be used as a last resort. Hand the guy a bomb, cleverly disguised as "not a bomb"...

...and run like a pansy.

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Today's Chasing Ducks post is sponsored by the NESAAGRCSRC (North East San Antonio Area Gynaecological Reconstructive and Cosmetic Surgery Research Center), reminding you to "recapture the romance."

Quote of the Day

Do you have any special advice for teenagers?
-Reporter, addressing John Lennon

Don't get pimples.
-John Lennon

Same time tomorrow, kiddos!

Disclaimer: Chasing Ducks is in no way sponsored by or affiliated with the Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of San Antonio, because that would be pretty weird. Also, I would have used the good old <acronym> tag for the NESAAGRCSRC, but the tooltip wouldn't have been big enough to hold the resulting text.