AirPORT Food

I've been denied food in all manner of airports, theme parks, movie theatres and ticketed events because my parents didn't want to pay for the overpriced "good" food.

Well, on my way to Europe, in the Newark,New Jersey airport, I finally had my chance. With no adults around to tell me not to, I took the opportunity to sample the airport cuisine.

See? "Gourmet." Any word with a silent consonant must mean good food. Plus it's got some German guy's name on it.

So I picked up my roast beef sandwich. It looked pretty good.

(Notice it's "roasted" beef. The -ed at the end screams "This sandwich doesn't suck!")

Tasted pretty good, too.

Mmm... nothing better than tasty, blurry roast beef sandwiches.


But nine bucks?

It wasn't that good.

Alright! Ok! I'll admit it, Mom and Dad were right; I was wrong.

But I still got a really good sandwich, so it's ok.

One more thing. If you live in Northeast San Antonio (Most of my readers do, I assume.), check out DiMN.tk. It's a really cool project I'll be starting up with the help of Sir Jaker and Ashley later this year.