Avoidance Methods
Lately, I have begun to question the effectiveness of employing the recommended methods for avoiding bear and shark attacks
Method 1 Fetal Position - Bears
Yes...This appears very effective. the human in this illustration has managed to fold himself into a convenient package for the bear to pick up and transport easily until he becomes hungry.
I mean really: did the so called experts think that the bear would overlook the person in danger or trip and get a bad scratch rendering him incapable of destroying an enemy half his size and weight?
Method #2 Punching - Sharks
"Expert Advice" - to fend off an attacking shark, punch it in the nose, gills, or eyes and it will swim away, defeated.
Yeah....Right
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Hah! I like how the person trying to avoid the bear folded himself up into a convenient little snack pack. I don't get the quote, though.
Yeah...i was at a loss for meaningful quotes...i ended up getting rid of it
The best way to avoid getting eaten by a bear or shark is shoot it and kill it. If you don't have a gun on you, seduction usually works well also.
Isn't the best way to avoid getting eaten by a bear or shark is to avoid it all together?
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