Napoleon Blowout
Americans, being part of a world power, are expected to be better off than people in third-world countries.
It would seem we have show the world our true power by overfeeding our children to a point where they resemble Buddha at the age of five and exemplified our superior intellect by buying into movies such as Napoleon Dynamite.
Napoleon is a geek with a monotone voice and no life. How the hell did a plotless movie about him become popular you may ask?
It was a fad. One that most of the nation bought into. Through rumors and comments people became convinced that being bored out of your mind is entertaining.
What's next?
Grass Growing: The Movie
Ingredient Labels: The Video Game
Static: The Compact Disc
Nation: If we continue to buy into this crap we will end up being ruled by game show hosts from Japan who will have us in a strangle hold by threatening us with the removal of their mindless game shows. Don't Get Eliminated! from the group of people who don't waste their money on fads.
Napoleon Dynamite sucked.
-People who wouldn't stop quoting the movie until a month ago
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David H
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Well, I must say, you seem to really dislike Napoleon Dynamite.
I happen to think it's a very entertaining movie. It's high school shortened into an hour and a half and played out to its most awkward extremes.
The supposed lack of plot is the point in a sense. Most movies are about some super-human person who does some extraordinary thing. There's always some larger-than-life story arc going on that puts a tremendous amount of responsibility on one man, and when a new plot twist emerges, everything changes in a huge cascade.
ND is about how chaotic, but not extreme, life really is, especially during high school, when young people are having the hardest time adjusting to the chaos.
And as for the quotable lines, they reflect on that aspect of most teenagers where we all think we're so cool in some way or another, when in reality we sound pretty stupid.
And speaking of Japanese game shows, have you seen the Japanese Silent Library Game?
I'm not quite sure whether I'm gonna go with David or PD on this one. Both have valid points...I'm just going to say that the movie was fairly painful to sit through, but worth the tears in the end.
So did anyone check out the library game?
uhh...yeah...I did. That was probably one of the creepiest games shows I've ever seen.
After just waking up, I went and watched that game show...
anyone who knows me will know that I am not a morning person...
well, all I have to say about that show is
LMFAO!!! ;)
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