Spray Butter
It seems to be fashionable to call oneself OCD nowadays, but I really think I am. It was worse when I was younger, much worse, but now it only flares up when I do things like butter bread.
(mumbling) "Stupid butter clumping up on my bread. Got to get it into that little corner."
I used to always think I was doomed to wander aimlessly, trying to spread butter evenly for eternity.
But then, something caught my eye.
No, it couldn't be. Could it? Could it ever be so?
I think it could! Oh, praise the heavens, it's:
SPRAY BUTTER
Finally, I can coat my bread in a perfectly even, balanced film of butter, leaving no clumps or lumps.
Now if they could just make spray peanut butter and spray jelly, all would be right with the world.
And for those who like pictures of kittens licking melted cheese:
A picture of a kitten licking melted cheese.
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PD out.
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5 crunchy, crunchy comments
Haha! I life the JIF spray. I want some.
I'm a perfectionist when it comes to spreading butter, peanut-butter and jelly too.
this is rich
I Think they should also have cream cheese spray so you dont have to waste all that extra cream cheese on the knife when you realize you have to much but you dont want to put it back in the tub.
Hey, PD! I think it's genetic.
I don't know you, but I was spraying my toast this morning got the crazy idea to Google Spray Jelly and found your blog, I love it! and I totally agree with every word you said. Getting the butter to those corners have always drove me crazy too, I remember growing up I would drive my dad crazy tring to get that perfect even layer of butter over the entire surface I would take my time he would get so frusterated and say just stop and eat it! LOL! Take care.
~Dianah
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