Blatant machismo must be back in style.

Look at this! Seriously, just look at it.


That's right. It's a Hummer stretch limousine.

What the fuck, people? Come on!

Limousines are supposed to be classy.


Who ever heard of an extreme, off-road limousine?


I can just see some wanna-be gangsta dude riding around in this thing, blasting Fifty Cent, Tupac and Kanye West simultaneously.

Now, don't get me wrong: I love rap, just not gangsta rap. I prefer rap that uses words, and references something other than money, honeys and twenties, but that's another story for another time. Expect to see a video on this subject.

I can also see some dude who's taking steroids, has trapezius muscles bigger than his head, a buzz cut and a penis the size of a thimble riding around in this, screaming "YEAH, FUCK YOU ALL! YEAAAAAAH!" out the windows.



People that would ride in this limousine should be taxed more than everyone else, just so that they can't afford to ride in a limousine.