Bitter Rivalry

When my Xbox broke, Customer support insisted I send it to them so that they could crap it up with some new hardware "upgrade". I begrudgingly took my Xbox down to UPS to mail it to the repair centre.


As I walked out, I saw this FedEx truck parked outside, no driver.


Something's a little off here.


Fearing a car-bomb attack, I high-tailed it out of there.

(For those who don't get it, the humour is in the FedEx truck parked suspiciously outside of their competitor's store. "Special delivery!" *boom*)

Anyway, two months later, my Xbox came back, and now it makes a crapton of noise and freezes every fifteen minutes. Gee, thanks, Microsoft!