The Jesus Post
Previous to this the Pharisees had teased Judas of being gay.
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Ever wonder why Jesus is always depicted as a white man with well cut hair and a perfect beard.
What about that freshly bleached robe? That is blasphemy!
Jesus was a Jew from the middle east. I would be reasonable to assume that He was not white. He also was constantly traveling with no suitcase. This meant no fresh white robes for every day or a hair-cut every week.
Jesus probably wore a dirty brown robe that had holes and stains all over it. Yes, it smelled like body odor also.
This is a more logical interpretation of Jesus' appearance.
Is there a rule about photoshopping the same picture twice in a week?
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I hope not...cause this is awesome.
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I threw in a few disciples to add to the Jesusness. Yes...I'm that one with the sinfully wicked hair cut! Tyler has a chinstrap beard. And JP actually had a beard in that picture. Can you tell? I hope so.
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No, PD is not Jesus. But he is of Arab descent and probably looks a lot more like Jesus than that guy in the previous picture with the white robe and face.
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Until next time, I hope whenever you pray you don't envision PD. I apologize if I have left that scar.
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indeed...your logic is obviously better than that of da vinci and the other renaisance painters
interesting... but i would have to say that you're blapheming too. nowhere in scpripture does it say what Jesus looks like. unless you read revelation, which is a more scary picture of Jesus is an awesome kind of taking over the world kind of way... just be careful on what you claim about Jesus, especially when it comes to what He looked like.
I never claimed I knew what He looked like. I said I have a more logical interpretation of what He probably looked like.
That's not blasphemy.
He grew up before Him like a tender shoot,
and like a root out of dry ground.
He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to Him,
nothing in His appearance that we should desire Him.
Hey, anonymous, I think Jake is closer to the truth here on this one. Sorry, PD.
Oh, and that verse is Isaiah 53:1.
you never know Jesus could have made his clothes and things magically clean. i mean he is Jesus after all. lol. yeah but jake is probably right with his description. haha i just imagined Jesus doing one of those oxy-clean commercials for some reason hahaha. thats a great mental pic. anyways..... :)
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