Everybody Loves Recreational Rugs!
So I'm sitting in history class, 8th period. Pretty boring. We're doing a chapter on Hammurabi, who was the first ruler to make a written set of laws available to the public.
Mrs. Nolan says "Ok, everyone, on a sheet of paper, write down some basic laws that most countries have today."
I'll translate my dysgraphic handwriting:
Don't kill people
Don't steal stuff
Don't cheat people out of money
Don't smoke stuff that the king thinks you shouldn't smoke
Don't hit people
And don't mind the odd shape off to the side. It's a doodle on the other side of the paper that only makes sense in the context of that class period.
Anyway, when I read my list aloud, Mrs. Nolan said "Yeah, so most of those were laws in ancient times, too, except for the rug laws."
Rug laws? "What laws?" I asked, a bit puzzled.
"The kinds of laws where a government may not want its citizens using certain recreational rugs."
Rugs? Drugs, maybe? Somehow the "D" in "drugs" got dropped twice. I had to doodle it!
Getting high on rugs: slightly more expensive than pot, but much more fun to tell people about.
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4 crunchy, crunchy comments
haha.
rugs,
that sounds kinda interesting...
i mean besides the fact of the feet that have been on the rug.
the shoes on the rug, who knows where they've been(dog feces,cat feces, human feces, old gum, gravel, and small boulders, maybe some semen too.)
but if it was a new rug... helll yeahhhhh!
Well steven, I hate to break it to you, but all that stuff you just listed is probably in drugs too. Dealers are weird like that.
*Mexican accent*
Hey, man, that dealer you hooked me up with, he sold me some bad stuff, man. There was like, a boulder and some semen mixed in with it, or something.
*mexicaner accent*
ayyy essay.
i smoked some stuff that had a dead gato in it.
it smelled like burnt hair, and like it just pooped itself.
it didn't taste too well, so i sold it to this other guy, for ten bucks. essay. good way to make ten buck with out working.
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