Back! Back, I say!

This post isn't too original, and it's not supposed to be. This is mostly an attempt to stave off the vultures. Chasing Ducks is starting to smell ripe and the scavengers are closing in.

I'll post a real post soon, but for now, let's look at my accent.

• What American accent do you have?
  Your Result: The Midland
  
  "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.

Nifty. I suppose I've travelled enough to lose my accent, though I think I may be picking up a slight Texas ugliness to my voice.

Try this out. Before submitting, run through the answers a second time. The first time, you may not realise how different they mean when they say "different."