I Have to Park Where?

Some people at my school don't park properly.

I wouldn't consider myself one of them.

The school, however, rather that forcing the marching band to practice in a different spot, makes the students go find a parking spot that's not in thew way of the band.

I don't have a picture of it, but one day I parked just next to a properly parked car, essentially creating a new row of parking spots. Others soon followed suit. Now, we weren't double parked, as none of us were blocking other cars from leaving.

But, the school got its panties in a knot and gave me detention for parking where I did.

Where the fuck else am I supposed to park?

I kid you not: they told me to park in the back of the parking lot. See my car? It's that whitish dot in the back-right corner of the parking lot.

There would have been a long line of cars parked out there with me, had I taken the picture earlier, but this is after I got out of detention.

Here it is closer up.



Quote of the Day

Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
-George Eliot