Dig Dis, Y'all

If you're unfamiliar with my position on the emerging gangster (black, not Italian) culture, I really don't care for it. I have a hard time taking any of these Wegroes, Negroes and Mexican-egroes seriously because they dress, talk and act so ridiculously.

Between the excessively baggy and sagging clothes,...


...the odd hats and equally odd ways of wearing them,...

(I didn't write "Straight up Gangster" on this picture. Someone else did.)

...and overall strange behaviour,...


...I just can't make sense of this culture.

So how could I understand these people better? Ah! I know! Put myself in their shoes (and the rest of their get-up as well).

So I decided one day to try to match the gangster style. First off, let's list the criteria:

• overly large and/or randomly tucked shirt
• ill-fitting pants (optional: with one leg rolled)
• poorly placed cap obscuring part of face
• facial expression bordering on "I just ate twenty lemons"
• bodily pose and movement that simulates cerebral palsy combined with marginal retardation
  

The end result:

I threw in the inside-out pocket just for good measure.

Oh, and while I'm on that subject...

Quote of the Day

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
-Mark Twain

Until tomorrow, warmest saluta...
er...
Peace out, bitches!