School Food

Huzzah! I'm back in school and it sucks just as badly as it did when the break started.

The food is awful. Just awful.


And the bottom bun by itself. I couldn't wrestle the top bun off because it was stuck to the "meat" with a blob of shitty cheese.


Ten imaginary bucks go to the first person who can guess what that is. Ok, maybe three imaginary dollars.

I must say that this is truly a mockery of the culinary arts. How could a chef of any merit, in good conscience, create something so hideous and bland? This shameful creation has angered the food gods. May the buns of a thousand burgers rain down upon the head of the individual responsible for this.

Really, though. Couldn't you at least put the bun on the burger? And why don't I get real meat? Am I unworthy of your great talent?

The picture didn't turn out so great, but this french fry has an anus.


The fries always drip when you pick them up, and refuse to retain any semblance of shape or form.

I could go on and on with this, but I can't get decent pictures at school because if anyone sees my phone it gets confiscated.