Saucy Sauce

Honesty and I were jonesing for some tacos today in history, so after school we went to Taco Bell. To people living in Texas, the falseness of Taco Bell is laughable.

Honesty found weird slogans on the hot (not very hot) sauce packets.

She turned her head really quickly during this shot, so her hair flew out.

First up, the Fire sauce (high-mild by Texas standards).

At night the sporks pick on me. Ok, I can dig that. It's in a combination Taco Bell/KFC, so there are sporks, which are known for their arrogance.

Then Hot (locally called low-mild).

Ooh! Ooh! I call the glove compartment. Honesty speculates that this may reference the habit of people to store excess condiments in their glove compartments.

They were out of Medium, so next up is Mild (thick, red-coloured water).

The feeling is mutual. I can't make heads or tails of this one. I expressed no feeling toward this condiment packet, unless you call an observation of blandness a feeling. Apparently, this packet thinks that I, too, am bland.

Fuck you, Mild!