The Blame Game

Often, we play the "Blame Game."

You know, when it's all your fault and yet you still desperately try to victimize yourself.

For example driving a car into the only tree on the side of a road and then getting angry at your wife for not sacrificing herself to get the precious groceries out from the trunk.

Another example could be me putting a comic in the scanner incorrectly, but I can blame it on the scanner.

Or I could blame all you readers for not leaving enough comments on these posts, when in truth it is...no wait...that is your fault...slut.