Health Book

Remember the PE book? Well, I'm finally out of that awful class and into another. I'm in Health, now. I won't even go into how ridiculous the class is, but I will cover the book.

They chopped the corner off of it.


Apparently, chopping off a corner of the book brings the price of new books down because used book stores don't want books that are missing a corner. Don't you love how companies, rather than making their product more appealing than the competitors, just cut corners and try to thwart the competition instead?

So this book is mostly about the dangers of smoking, drugs, drinking and sex.



I'm not going to smoke because it's disgusting.
I'm also not going to do drugs because I have no reason to if I'm not already dependent.
I am, however, going to drink sometimes, and hopefully have sex.

I don't know why they try to tell us not to have sex. The people who are already active don't give a shit about what the book says, and the people who do listen to what the book says are the sort of people who will never get laid anyway.

They also cover alcohol, and along with it, a unit that brainwashes you to hate beer ads.


Q: What's the message presented by this ad?
A: Crazy black men who freak out in the background of a group picture have all the fun.